Apparently, there is something in my life that is making me half sad because my left eye is crying. My right eye seems to be perfectly happy...jovial even. But the left eye is weeping for some unknown anguish or torture that it forgot to tell me about. I'm so thankful my right eye can still keep its happy demeanor considering it lives so very close to my tormented left eye. It must be a very strong eye. I'm proud for it to live on my face.
Beej
Posted at 1:01 pm by
Beej
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Junebug
May 15, 2008 03:22 PM PDT
i am sad for your left eye. sometimes life is so hard. poor little eye. |
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AbbyNormal
May 15, 2008 04:44 PM PDT
Ah, sad left eye. Grass is always greener... |
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Two Dogs
May 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT
I do hope that you know that this post is just flat out strange. |
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ollie dog
May 16, 2008 01:51 AM PDT
Left Eye needs some tough love ("you're gonna wind up livin' in a van down by the river" type stuff) and maybe some Claritin... |
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Herb
May 16, 2008 06:20 AM PDT
RJ poke it? You inspired me to tell a story on one of my kids. |
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beej
May 16, 2008 07:12 AM PDT
Did everybody hear that? I'm an inspiration! Beat dat! |
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pendoodles
May 16, 2008 01:35 PM PDT
LOL Allergies? |
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Herb
May 16, 2008 06:49 PM PDT
Try taking your finger out of your eye. That helps sometimes. |
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robot
May 16, 2008 08:40 PM PDT
you know what helps with that? ice cream. (can't argue with science.) |
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Herb
May 17, 2008 06:37 AM PDT
Well, since robot is going to be technical, I think you should:
Step 1: Remove finger from eye.
Step 2: Eat a giant chocolate bar.
Step 3: Save room for ice cream. |
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robot
May 17, 2008 01:23 PM PDT
wait. why did you have a giant chocolate bar in your eye? that's probably why it's leaking. or maybe it has low self-esteem. wait that's me. |
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