Thursday, May 15, 2008
My left eye is crying

Apparently, there is something in my life that is making me half sad because my left eye is crying. My right eye seems to be perfectly happy...jovial even. But the left eye is weeping for some unknown anguish or torture that it forgot to tell me about. I'm so thankful my right eye can still keep its happy demeanor considering it lives so very close to my tormented left eye. It must be a very strong eye. I'm proud for it to live on my face.

Beej

Posted at 1:01 pm by Beej

Posted by Junebug @ 05/15/2008 03:22 PM PDT
i am sad for your left eye. sometimes life is so hard. poor little eye.
Posted by AbbyNormal @ 05/15/2008 04:44 PM PDT

Ah, sad left eye. Grass is always greener...
Posted by Two Dogs @ 05/15/2008 10:29 PM PDT
I do hope that you know that this post is just flat out strange.
Posted by ollie dog @ 05/16/2008 01:51 AM PDT
Left Eye needs some tough love ("you're gonna wind up livin' in a van down by the river" type stuff) and maybe some Claritin...
Posted by Herb @ 05/16/2008 06:20 AM PDT
RJ poke it? You inspired me to tell a story on one of my kids.
Posted by beej @ 05/16/2008 07:12 AM PDT
Did everybody hear that? I'm an inspiration! Beat dat!
Posted by pendoodles @ 05/16/2008 01:35 PM PDT
LOL Allergies?
Posted by Herb @ 05/16/2008 06:49 PM PDT
Try taking your finger out of your eye. That helps sometimes.
Posted by robot @ 05/16/2008 08:40 PM PDT
you know what helps with that? ice cream. (can't argue with science.)
Posted by Herb @ 05/17/2008 06:37 AM PDT
Well, since robot is going to be technical, I think you should:

Step 1: Remove finger from eye.

Step 2: Eat a giant chocolate bar.

Step 3: Save room for ice cream.
Posted by robot @ 05/17/2008 01:23 PM PDT
wait. why did you have a giant chocolate bar in your eye? that's probably why it's leaking. or maybe it has low self-esteem. wait that's me.
 

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